Auroral

On our return from Honeymoon I’m now tasked to go through tons of E-mails, way into the thousands and after around 500 E-mails so far I’d like to publicly state as a Male whom loves being a man and who I am:

- I don’t require breast enlargments - My knockers are large enough.

- I don’t require Viagra - I lay next to the wall in bed so no chance of rolling out.

- I’m happy to have secret admirers however they are too late, I’m now married.

- I don’t require free or premium porn - I have my hands full with the Mrs thanks.

- I don’t require products for my style or fashion - I have no style and my fashion sense is also nill

- 10 Inches maybe possible - However I’m happy with the size of my tounge

- I’m pleased people want to send me money, especially £4,000,000, 000, however there are many others in area’s of the world that need it more than me, send it to them.

- I don’t have an account with Natwest, Halifax, nationwide, etc - So thanks for looking after my internet banking security but it would help if it was the right bank that I use and with genuine links - Plus the robbing twonks that do have my account took all my money so I have none.

So in short, Spammers, Fraudsters and others whom generally have no other life, except one where they try to make others miserable - SOD OFF

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