Congratulations to Doncaster “Maggot” council!
We’d just like to congratulate Doncaster Council and our dear government for their once every two week black bin collection, we now have a fantastic supply of maggots which some fishermen might be interested in.
Our council collect our main waste rubbish bin once every two weeks, however our bin fills up within the first week. They then collect the green bin every 2 weeks and this bin is for hedge trimmings, gardening, etc all the things which don’t fill a bin up often, hardly anyone on our street puts their green bin out all the time.
I complained about this and nothing ever happened, our bin fills up and then we bag rubbish next to it, but the bin men won’t take bagged rubbish and they wont take the bin if the lid is too far up as we’ve learnt form their shitty red stickers which threaten to take us to court for paying council tax and getting an piss poor service.
MAGGOTS IS WHAT OUR LABOUR COUNCIL GIVE US!!!!
So the bin is emptied on a Thursday morning, sometimes late after-afternoon. Food waste is then thrown in the bin either that day (with the piled up bags from previous days that they refuse to take and won’t fit in the bin) or the following day, that food waste is then sat there festering for up to 14 days and in this heat it gets rather smelly.
Get the bins cleaned and stop telling me its my job to go to the local garbage disposal centre for extra rubbish, its not my job to do yours!
Ohh and get this, they moved all our cardboard collection to a little green box (was originally the big green wheelie bins which now hardly gets used) which they collect weekly, well we fill two boxes up a week.
My suggestion is collect the black bin three times a month and the green once.
Here are some images for everyone’s enjoyment, Helen gipped and nearly threw up when she discovered them.
Most of the maggots feel to the bottom of the bin as it was opened but you can see a fair few there, there are probably a couple of hundred scattered across the path as well now.
Are Doncaster council trying to bring the rats back with a side order of black death (plague), I hope the government local and national know that rats won’t pay all those extortionate council taxes if they move in. 
Tasty, ehhhhh.
iPhone Upgraded To 4.0
I’m loving the brand spanking new iPhone 4.0 software, just upgraded my iPhone. There is a ton of new stuff including the possibility that Skype could now work in the background which it didn’t previously. Also the multitasking is excellent. Folders would most likely be my most loved feature, I use so many apps and organising them will make them far easier to find.
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Our local free paper – Weekender
Just got back from Rotherham to find our free news paper just slung on the drive in our garden and so I thought I’d write the company a letter, I found it rather amusing so thought I’d share. lol 
This weeks news paper was delivered to my front garden which could be construed as a form of littering, considering the paper could have blown all over my garden and into the streets. I’m sure the snails and other garden habitants would love a read though but I don’t believe this is the target audience of your paper.
I assume that your paper boy/girl is not trained in the art using a letterbox and would therefore suggest an intense training course to help progress their skills, I’m sure they will welcome this in later life when they come to use other equipment in their chosen profession as it may lead onto them developing their own intuition especially when it comes to problem solving such as fitting newspapers through a set size letterbox and not simply slinging it on the floor in someone’s garden.
I jest of course but I would appreciate it if your delivery person posts the actual paper and not just leave it in the garden.
Kindest Regards,
Timothy Bowers.
I did want to comment on a career in some fast food place, but thought that I should typecast.