Our local free paper – Weekender

Just got back from Rotherham to find our free news paper just slung on the drive in our garden and so I thought I’d write the company a letter, I found it rather amusing so thought I’d share. lol

This weeks news paper was delivered to my front garden which could be construed as a form of littering, considering the paper could have blown all over my garden and into the streets. I’m sure the snails and other garden habitants would love a read though but I don’t believe this is the target audience of your paper.

I assume that your paper boy/girl is not trained in the art using a letterbox and would therefore suggest an intense training course to help progress their skills, I’m sure they will welcome this in later life when they come to use other equipment in their chosen profession as it may lead onto them developing their own intuition especially when it comes to problem solving such as fitting newspapers through a set size letterbox and not simply slinging it on the floor in someone’s garden.

I jest of course but I would appreciate it if your delivery person posts the actual paper and not just leave it in the garden.

Kindest Regards,
Timothy Bowers.

I did want to comment on a career in some fast food place, but  thought that I should typecast.