Sure, I know, I’m being immature and silly. Sorry 🙂
There is a place called Dildo (that I found whilst randomly moving around Google Maps), and around Dildo they have a pond, it’s where the Lady of the pond (Excalibur pun) pulled out the first Dildo.
Just down the road from me was a street called Butt Hole Road, the residents had it changed to Archer Way. Shame, I preferred the original name. It even has it’s own Wikipedia page, ha ha.
Right, I’m off back under my rock now. 🙂