Maybe I had an epiphany and never realised, but I woke up one morning and thought shit man where has my life really gone, and why the hell don’t I remember it all if the human mind is so complex and capable of holding masses of information. Anyway about 5 minutes later I forgot about that and started doing something totally different, don’t ask me what though as I don’t remember that either.

OK this is starting to drag out a little so lets cut it short, later on I was driving into town, pulled over to take a call, and a traffic warden approached my vehicle and in some stern words “You can’t park there, move on”, I replied “but I pulled over to take a call so not to cause accident”, and his final words were “move on”.

The prick, yeah you heard me, the fucking prick……………………………………..

The police quite rightly don’t want you to drive and use your mobile phone, which is understandable, heck when I see someone on their phone whilst driving I hurl some gentle abuse at them, I suppose I’m a hipercrit and so are you, as we’v all probably done it once, but we later see the error of our ways.

So why am I pissed?

Simple, Police don’t let you drive and use your mobile (see above, I agree you shouldn’t), but then if you pull over to a safe place the traffic warden is rude, abrupt and quite bluntly a twat about it, I wasn’t causing hazard, I wasn’t in the way, it was off the road, and there were no other traffic, yes it was a double yellow, but he couldn’t give me 5 minutes to take an important phone call, it was like he wanted me to drive whilst being on the phone.

Whats the point in abiding by the law, when you get treated like crap for doing so.

On the up side congratulations to my cousin Steve and his wife Sarah, they had a baby girl, named her Jasmin, she is so darn beautiful, must of been the milkman’s.