Now lets just get this straight, I’m not sexist, racist, I’m not homophobic, I believe in equality, this doesn’t mean I can’t have freedom of speech, and this doesn’t mean I can’t take the piss, people take the piss out of me, in fact god did fantastic job as well.

All I’m saying is that if you find or take offence in anything I say, then this is your choice to do so, and perhaps you shouldn’t be so fucking sensitive. if you still continue to read and then take offence perhaps consider visiting this link

lol

Wounds are not cast by words,
they are received by emotion.

Cunt – Yes I love this word it’s so naughty, so dirty and disgusting yet it just rolls of the tong

Fuckwit – Don’t know why, just love the sound of it

Stinky niks – As in stinky knickers, another one I love, don’t know why. I call it the missus and she slaps me hard every time, don’t know why she’d do a thing like that though.

You lie, like a cheap watch – I heard my father say this a few times and it always stuck with me.

There are three kinds of lies. lies, damn lies and then there are statistics – Another one I heard my father use.

Get ya sen felt (get yourself felt) – I suppose a nice way of telling someone to go f**k themselves.

Shit shoveller – Need I say more.

Get in the kitchen – muhahahahahahha

OK maybe not that bad, and it was rather short as well, my memory fails me sometimes as I’m sure there are more words in my vocabulary and more sayings I use. lol